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      CommentAuthorSubJunk 
    • CommentTimeNov 12th 2010
      1 point
    this is hilarious

    From: Stan Bounatempo
    Sent: Tuesday, July 28, 2009 3:35 PM
    To: Icarus
    Subject: RE: SKYPE

    Icarus,
    Have you checked to ensure the capacity of my existing computer will handle the new processing demands of Skype?

    Thank you

    Stan Bounatempo

    Sales Director
    Adventucorp International Corporation
    Phone: cell 555-245-1390
    Fax: 555-555-3825

    sbuonatempo.at.adventucorp.com
    www.adventucorp.com



    From: Icarus
    Sent: Tuesday, July 28, 2009 5:29 PM
    To: Stan Bounatempo
    Subject: RE: SKYPE

    Yes. Min requirements are a P3 700 MHz with 256 MB RAM.



    From: Stan Bounatempo
    Sent: Wednesday, July 29, 2009 7:40 AM
    To: Icarus
    Subject: RE: SKYPE

    The reason I asked is because your predecessor installed programs onto all of our computers without checking and we were all locked up for several months. It really hurt my productivity. My computer says under system, Intel R Core TM 2 CPU T-7200 @ 2.00 GHz 997 MHz 1.50 GB RAM

    The RAM has already been increased by adding a chip and I was told it is the largest one that can be put into this computer. I am not sure if that really is the case or not. If the minimum requirements are 256 KB of RAM. I am going to be short by 106.


    From: Icarus
    Sent: Wednesday, July 29, 2009 8:52 AM
    To: Stan Bounatempo
    Subject: RE: SKYPE

    Understood. I've heard horror stories about my esteemed predecessor. However, as you've said, you more than meet spec and should be fine.


    From: Stan Bounatempo
    Sent: Wednesday, July 29, 2009 8:54 AM
    To: Icarus
    Subject: RE: SKYPE

    I don't know if you've noticed or just don't care, but as I said below, I have a Pentium 2 and 1.5 GB of RAM.


    From: Icarus
    Sent: Wednesday, July 29, 2009 8:57 AM
    To: Stan Bounatempo
    Subject: RE: SKYPE

    I'm confused. Is this your home system? You have a Dual Core 2 system. You said so yourself.




    From: Stan Bounatempo
    Sent: Wednesday, July 29, 2009 9:03 AM
    To: Icarus
    Subject: RE: SKYPE
    Icarus,

    Kind of a "gotcha" moment. As you just confessed this is a PENTIUM 2. NOT A PENTIUM 3.


    From: Icarus
    Sent: Wednesday, July 29, 2009 9:04 AM
    To: Stan Bounatempo
    Subject: RE: SKYPE

    A dual core system has 2 cores. It is more recent than the Pentium 3 chips, which only have one.


    From: Stan Bounatempo
    Sent: Wednesday, July 29, 2009 9:15 AM
    To: Icarus
    CC: CEO
    Subject: RE: SKYPE
    Icarus,

    I am a salesman not a COMPUTER GURU, but I believe you said it had to be a 700 MHZ SYSTEM. I only HAVE 1.8, ENSTEIN. You also said 256 OF RAM. I ONLY HAVE 2. 2<256. 1.8<700. Perhaps if you actually LISTENED TO US INSTEAD OF BLOWING US OFF AS MORONS AND OLD TIMERS WE COULD GET SOME WORK DONE.


    From: Icarus
    Sent: Wednesday, July 29, 2009 9:45 AM
    To: Stan Bounatempo
    Cc: CEO
    Subject: RE: SKYPE

    First off, while your basic algebra's spot on, you're not converting your units. 1 GB=1024 MB and 1 GHz=1000 MHz. So you have more than enough.

    Second, I'll be coming to your region at the end of the month to do an inspection of the network. Maybe you and I could meet up like proper gentlemen and discuss concepts like maintaining our composure, proper capitalization, and the 18th century concept of being honorably "called out". I don't suppose you own your own rapier or epee?..



    From: CEO
    Sent: Wednesday, July 29, 2009 11:02 AM
    To: Stan Bounatempo
    CC: Icarus
    Subject: RE: SKYPE

    Stan,

    Allow me to break this down. If you owe me a quarter, and you have a dollar and fifty cents, do you have enough on hand to pay me?

    Regards

    CEO Bigwater

    Decadent Executive
    Adventucorp International Corporation
    Phone: 555-462-5500



    From: Stan Bounatempo
    Sent: Wednesday, July 29, 2009 11:03 AM
    To: CEO
    CC: Icarus
    Subject: RE: SKYPE

    Hello Mr. Bigwater,

    Didn't notice you were on the list. I think I understand it now. Sorry if I was out of control. As I said, I am a salesman; not a computer guru like Icarus. :)


    From: CEO
    Sent: Wednesday, July 29, 2009 9:47 AM
    To: Stan Bounatempo
    CC: Icarus
    Subject: RE: SKYPE

    Learn how to Google, Stan. Seriously.

    Runamok: hard to tell if you've hit the crazy dancing guy to be fair
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      CommentAuthorNuclearAge 
    • CommentTimeNov 12th 2010
      0 points
    LOL
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    lol classic.. his computer was way good enough to run it.. he just thought his pc was rubbish cos he didnt grasp the concept .:wink:
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      CommentAuthorRuby 
    • CommentTimeNov 15th 2010
      1 point
    khaotik_lord:lol classic.. his computer was way good enough to run it.. he just thought his pc was rubbish cos he didnt grasp the concept .:wink:


    thanks for that bud

    i wasnt sure where to start

    :bigsmile:
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      CommentAuthorElScorcho 
    • CommentTimeNov 15th 2010
      0 points
    SubJunk:this is hilarious
    Learn how to Google, Stan. Seriously.

    indeed this does meet the min specs for hilarity lol :tongue:
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      CommentAuthorMarchic 
    • CommentTimeNov 15th 2010
      0 points
    Lols
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    np's ruby :bigsmile:

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