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CommentAuthorRocket
- CommentTimeDec 17th 2008
LOL!
SubJunk - Rocket teh ninja -
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CommentAuthorElScorcho
- CommentTimeDec 17th 2008
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration
Q.What is the difference between 'ooooooh'and 'aaaaaaah'?
A. About two inches
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 kilos
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes
Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare
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CommentAuthorSubJunk
- CommentTimeDec 17th 2008 edited
Ohh there are some gems there I have to remember. A tight seal lololol that's the best.
That 3rd one brings up something I've never understood. Wtf is with all these guys who can't find clits and g-spots? It's fuggin' obvious where they both are. Here's an image (and no it's not porn, stop touching yourself, yes Rocket i mean you!). And the g-spot is inside about 5cm in at the top you ignorant sorry excuses for men!
Thus concludes the class on obvious things that somehow apparently some guys don't know?! Everyone says they know these things but the stereotype must come from somewhere right?
Oh and scorchy yeah that does look like about 2 inches huh
Runamok: hard to tell if you've hit the crazy dancing guy to be fair -
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CommentAuthorElScorcho
- CommentTimeDec 17th 2008
R O F L ! ! ! ! ! You champion! that looks like a tight seal to me
incidentally i was fortunate enough to have a very educational upbringing courtesy of some particularly fabulous women, one of which was a very informative hooker who delighted in providing my 16 year old loins extensive and numerous free tutorials so I am quite aware of all the aforementioned points and have a few secrets up my sleeve to spare, but i earnt those and you aint gettin 'em 
However i commend you for making these issues more widely known, the ladies deserve to get more out of their generous time than a yawn and a good nights sleep. Plus i get a hell of a lot more out of it when they do lol
p.s the original number 3 said three inches which i thought was indicative of the stereotype you mentioned as i would think trying to 'put one through' the back of a chick's pelvic bone (i dunno much about the stuff outside the pictured region) would be F'ing painful for both parties and i think your, purely educational and scientific diafram *i mean DIAGRAM*, illustrates this point MOST excellently, *rousing applause* -
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CommentAuthorJAMedic
- CommentTimeDec 17th 2008
I think this site needs a disclaimer about adult content
But seriously what is that thing?
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CommentAuthormrBob
- CommentTimeDec 17th 2008
Crikey
Yes may need at disclaimer - at least a 'Not Safe for Work'
alt+f4, alt+f4... *glances round* no one looking... *whew*
oh the joys of working in a walkway... -
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CommentAuthorJAMedic
- CommentTimeDec 18th 2008
lolz -
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CommentAuthorSubJunk
- CommentTimeDec 18th 2008
Ahahahahaha but a disclaimer would defeat the purpose of making it shocking! Anyways on the random images thread there is one where a woman throws her dildo at someone after using it so this is pretty tame considering
Runamok: hard to tell if you've hit the crazy dancing guy to be fair -
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CommentAuthorSubJunk
- CommentTimeDec 18th 2008
Rofl scorchy good to see ya got a kick out of it! Pura and I cracked up for minutes about the tight seal joke last night, that one is priceless. I mean picture it in your head, walruses are so ridiculous looking! What a scene.
You're lucky though most hookers don't know much about sex at all! I've met a few (never paid for one though before anyone gets that impression) and as far as they know they just have a hole that they get paid to let guys into, that's it
Runamok: hard to tell if you've hit the crazy dancing guy to be fair -
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CommentAuthorRoboBunniE
- CommentTimeDec 18th 2008
*STARTS RUNNING!* honey ill be home after 10pm, im off to scorchys for the weekend!!! gotta *looks round* 'game'!
but seriously that was all just so funny!!.. (poor JA and rocky, innocent eyes and all), wat wer u all doing in human bio or sex ed?.. i learnt all that wen i was bout 9/10ish..
seriously, its nice to hear there is more than 1 or 2 guys (i know) that dont mind it if the chicky get her 'jollys' off 1st.. (poor richy hates it wen i do, i just wanna roll over and go to sleep.. dam those guys that wanna talk!)
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