Configuration['CM_PERMISSION_CAN_MANAGE_COMMUNITY_MODERATION'] = false; $Context->Configuration['CM_PERMISSION_CAN_MODERATE'] = false; $Context->Configuration['CM_PERMISSION_CAN_META_MODERATE'] = false; $Context->Configuration['CM_PERMISSION_IMMUNE_TO_MODERATION'] = false; $Context->Configuration['CM_PERMISSION_NO_MAXIMUM_POINTS'] = false; $Context->Configuration['CM_PERMISSION_CAN_RE_MODERATE'] = false; $Context->Configuration['CM_PERMISSION_CAN_RE_META_MODERATE'] = false; $Context->Configuration['CM_PERMISSION_UNLIMITED_MODERATION_VOTES'] = false; $Context->Configuration['CM_PERMISSION_CAN_MODERATE_OWN_COMMENTS'] = false; $Context->Configuration['CM_PERMISSION_CAN_MODERATE_OWN_DISCUSSIONS'] = false; $Context->Configuration['CM_PERMISSION_CAN_MODERATE_AND_META_MODERATE_SAME_COMMENT'] = false; $Context->Configuration['CM_PERMISSION_CAN_RE_MODERATE_USERS'] = false; $Context->Configuration['CM_PERMISSION_CAN_VIEW_USER_POINTS'] = false; $Context->Configuration['CM_PERMISSION_CAN_VIEW_OWN_POINTS'] = false; $Context->Configuration['CM_PERMISSION_CAN_VIEW_USER_POINTS_HISTORY'] = false; $Context->Configuration['CM_PERMISSION_CAN_VIEW_OWN_POINTS_HISTORY'] = false; $Context->Configuration['CM_PERMISSION_CAN_SEE_UP_VOTES'] = false; $Context->Configuration['CM_PERMISSION_CAN_SEE_DOWN_VOTES'] = false; function CM_Role_DefineRolePermissions(&$Role) { $Role->AddPermission('CM_PERMISSION_CAN_MANAGE_COMMUNITY_MODERATION'); $Role->AddPermission('CM_PERMISSION_CAN_MODERATE'); $Role->AddPermission('CM_PERMISSION_CAN_META_MODERATE'); $Role->AddPermission('CM_PERMISSION_IMMUNE_TO_MODERATION'); $Role->AddPermission('CM_PERMISSION_NO_MAXIMUM_POINTS'); $Role->AddPermission('CM_PERMISSION_CAN_RE_MODERATE'); $Role->AddPermission('CM_PERMISSION_CAN_RE_META_MODERATE'); $Role->AddPermission('CM_PERMISSION_UNLIMITED_MODERATION_VOTES'); $Role->AddPermission('CM_PERMISSION_CAN_MODERATE_OWN_COMMENTS'); $Role->AddPermission('CM_PERMISSION_CAN_MODERATE_OWN_DISCUSSIONS'); $Role->AddPermission('CM_PERMISSION_CAN_MODERATE_AND_META_MODERATE_SAME_COMMENT'); $Role->AddPermission('CM_PERMISSION_CAN_RE_MODERATE_USERS'); $Role->AddPermission('CM_PERMISSION_CAN_VIEW_USER_POINTS'); $Role->AddPermission('CM_PERMISSION_CAN_VIEW_OWN_POINTS'); $Role->AddPermission('CM_PERMISSION_CAN_VIEW_USER_POINTS_HISTORY'); $Role->AddPermission('CM_PERMISSION_CAN_VIEW_OWN_POINTS_HISTORY'); $Role->AddPermission('CM_PERMISSION_CAN_SEE_UP_VOTES'); $Role->AddPermission('CM_PERMISSION_CAN_SEE_DOWN_VOTES'); } $Context->AddToDelegate('Role', 'DefineRolePermissions', 'CM_Role_DefineRolePermissions'); ?> Red Skies | Urban Terror | Forum - jokes!
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      CommentAuthorSubJunk 
    • CommentTimeDec 17th 2008
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    Lol nice ones.

    There was once a mental institution and in it was a woman whose job it was to take care of all washing. She developed a bit of a crush on one of the inmates, for weeks they would eye eachother. She would fantasize about making love with him, and one day she pulled him into the washroom and did just that. After they had finished, to the woman's shock, he used the washroom door to escape from the facility never to be seen again.
    In the newspaper the next day there was this headline: Nut Screws Washer and Bolts

    Runamok: hard to tell if you've hit the crazy dancing guy to be fair
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      CommentAuthorRocket 
    • CommentTimeDec 17th 2008
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    LOL SUBJUNK!!!!!
    As for you JAMedic, I wil kill you!!!!!!!!!!!
    I read through that whole damn thing only to find out you weren't going to tell us what the sound was after all!!!!!:angry:

    SubJunk - Rocket teh ninja
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      CommentAuthorRoboBunniE 
    • CommentTimeDec 17th 2008
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    i so agree rocket! im still trying to fnd out if there is a hiden answer to it or something.. :sad::confused:
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      CommentAuthorRoboBunniE 
    • CommentTimeDec 17th 2008
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    Q: If mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day, what do single guys have?

    A: Palm Sunday.
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      CommentAuthorSubJunk 
    • CommentTimeDec 17th 2008
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    Yeah right it is more like Palm Everyday

    Runamok: hard to tell if you've hit the crazy dancing guy to be fair
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      CommentAuthorRoboBunniE 
    • CommentTimeDec 17th 2008
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    dont u have a gf??? g wat u no bout palm day??? isnt that wat a bf/gf's r 4?? sex on tap? (thats not the case with marriage:shocked:)
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      CommentAuthorRoboBunniE 
    • CommentTimeDec 17th 2008
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    Yo mama's so funky she brushes her teeth with a chainsaw.
    Your mama's so fat, after sex she smoked a turkey!
    Yo mama is so fat, she has a tattoo of the United States on her chest and in the corner it says ''actual size.''
    Yo mama's so fat her clothes have stretch marks.
    Yo mama is so big she makes Moby Dick look like a tic-tac.
    Yo mama's so old she pees rust and farts dust.
    Yo mama's so fat, she can't even float in space!
    Yo Mama is so stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 minutes.
    Yo mama's so poor she had to put penny candy on layaway.
    Yo Mama is so fat, that when she plays hopscotch, she goes, "California, Alabama, Canada, Virginia."
    Yo mama's so dumb, when god was giving out brains she thought they were milkshakes and asked for extra thick.
    Yo mama's so dumb, she tried to drown her pet fish.
    Yo Mama is so fat, she looks like she's trying to smuggle a Volkswagon.
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      CommentAuthorJAMedic 
    • CommentTimeDec 17th 2008
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    I feel slightly insulted but I'm not really sure why :neutral:
    For those who want to know about the sound, I'm sorry, I can't tell you you're not a monk.
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      CommentAuthorRoboBunniE 
    • CommentTimeDec 17th 2008
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    insulted(ishud be my ass is the size of jamedics tank! ie huge) i duno y... :confused:
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      CommentAuthorJAMedic 
    • CommentTimeDec 17th 2008
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    Hehe, do you like that tank?

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