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CommentAuthorSubJunk
- CommentTimeMay 2nd 2010
<PERvERT> i have a 9 inch penis
<Duce> is that in dog inches?
(heck01) i sometimes dont know if i'm straight or not, then a cute girl sits down next to me and i get a huge erection and i remember
* Sakura02 rips Brentai in half and stabs one half with the other half. >:(
<Infe> damn, i hate buying a computer part, you always see a better deal the next day
<AlmtyBob> not me
<ryo-ohki> Just steal stuff, and you won't have that problem.
<Infe> but then they buy something newer and better to replace what you stole
<Infe> and you have to steal again!
<Farnarcle> I think the last place I would like to be beamed is 'Up scotty'.
<foobar> the FUNNIEST tech glitch ive ever heard of happened at my workplace
<foobar> ok.. so we run an internet storage service right? and one of our clients is a large photo site that allows people to upload pics and view them online
<foobar> well.. our software had a little bug in it .. sometimes if a file is uploaded and not cached properly by the system, the system will deliver the same file for hundreds or thousands of different files
<foobar> so what happened is someone uploaded some bestiality pictures, and those got caught in the cache, so everbody uploading their 4th of july pics got them ALL replaced by the same picture of a girl jerking off a horse
<foobar> 50,000 times
<SickRick> anyone know why linuxvideo.org is down? was it shut down?
<ian_> Because "linux" and "video" are mutually exclusive
<blitzoid> I just now realized what Token's name meant on South Park
<blitzoid> "Token... he's black. OOOOOHHH I GET IT. HAHAHAHAHAH THAT'S FUNNY. I'm stupid."
<blitzoid> Man... I feel like that one kid who got into pogs late, bought like 800 of them, and then people stopped playing a couple days later.
* @Boffbowsh is in shit. i was recreating the backup for the 166, and omitted my dad's accounts
<@Boffbowsh> 5 years of stuff
<@Boffbowsh> gone
<@Cheez> thats an "oh fuck" moment methinks
<@Cheez> tell him he should keep up to date backups
<@Boffbowsh> That WAS the backup
<@Cheez> ahh
<flame> hmm when you have dialup, u download jpegs to wank over. when you have broadband you download mpegs to wank over... when you have 100mbit, u download DVD rips of pr0n films to wank over
<riski> when you have 14.4 you get laid irl.
(@Noodles`) i got my cdkey from a ebay photo of somebody selling q3
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CommentAuthorSubJunk
- CommentTimeSep 13th 2010
<TRG> so, my mom was putting in her CD with church pics but it wouldn't work on her computer
<TRG> so she put it in mine
<TRG> now, the last thing I watched on windows media player was hardcore lesbian porn
<TRG> that got into the action right away
<TRG> so my mom puts in the cd into my computer
<TRG> opens up windows media players
<TRG> and the porn starts playing
<TRG> and when I realized what was happening I was like "oh fuck"
<TRG> but then...
<TRG> she goes berserk
<TRG> she was screaming "THIS CD HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL!!"
<TRG> and she took out a HAMMER
<TRG> and smashed the fucking CD
<TRG> it was the best thing ever
<TRG> not only was I completely off the hook
<TRG> you have to love the awesome displays of religious apeshit
<TRG> I think if god existed, he put people like my mom on this earth to entertain us
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CommentAuthorb0n3z
- CommentTimeSep 13th 2010
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Marchic: If a thread doesn't get hijacked it's just not Red Skies... BOOBIES FOR ALL!!!!!!!!!!! -
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CommentAuthorScone
- CommentTimeSep 14th 2010 edited
Hahaha, thats awesome.
Rei> What's Microsoft Works?
K> An oxymoron.
< AgentSmith > It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest...
< AgentSmith > One of these...has a future.
< Randerson > LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this
< AgentSmith > How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak?
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CommentAuthorSubJunk
- CommentTimeSep 14th 2010
Hahaha mute
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CommentAuthorNuclearAge
- CommentTimeSep 14th 2010
LOL
Owned :D
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CommentAuthorb0n3z
- CommentTimeSep 14th 2010
pwnt fool
Marchic: If a thread doesn't get hijacked it's just not Red Skies... BOOBIES FOR ALL!!!!!!!!!!! -
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CommentAuthorkhaotik_lord
- CommentTimeSep 19th 2010
lol crack up!! those are gold
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CommentAuthorSubJunk
- CommentTimeNov 18th 2010
This is extra funny because it's the type of thing that secretly occurs in my mind sometimes too
dantose: Do u get a trophy 4 it????
rocker576: It occurs to me that typing "u" instead of "you" and "4" instead of "for" saved you 4 (not "for") keystrokes. Typing "????" instead of "?" used 3 keystrokes plus the use of the shift button for a total of 4 keystrokes. Thus, you have saved no effort whatsoever by kicking the English language.
Runamok: hard to tell if you've hit the crazy dancing guy to be fair -
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CommentAuthorNuclearAge
- CommentTimeNov 18th 2010
SubJunk:This is extra funny because it's the type of thing that secretly occurs in my mind sometimes too
dantose: Do u get a trophy 4 it????
rocker576: It occurs to me that typing "u" instead of "you" and "4" instead of "for" saved you 4 (not "for") keystrokes. Typing "????" instead of "?" used 3 keystrokes plus the use of the shift button for a total of 4 keystrokes. Thus, you have saved no effort whatsoever by kicking the English language.
LOL!!!!!!
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