General: Start 'em young!!!

Lolol.
Actually that reminds me of a story I heard on the bus today (yea I eavesdropped, what of it? Not much else to do on the 90 minute ride to the city...). I dunno how true it is because I heard it on the bus obviously, but meh.

Anyway, there was this couple who had a 6 month old baby, and a relative of theirs had come to stay to help look after the baby. Anyways one night the baby starts crying so she goes up stairs and cradles the baby for a bit until it stops crying, then goes back downstairs. She gets downstairs and the baby starts crying again. So she goes upstairs and cradles the baby again. This happens again and when she comes downstairs she says to the parents "I reckon it's that creepy clown statue thingy that's scarying it". And the parents are like, "we don't have a clown statue thingy". So she's like "grab the baby and run out of the house as fast as you can". While the parents are doing that she calls the police. Turns out the "creepy clown statue" was actually a pedophile the police had been trying to catch for several weeks dressed up as a clown!

In all seriousness, that would be pretty freaky. You go to look out your window and see a clown licking his lips and winking. I would think luc would be that clown pedo.

wtf rocket! best story

:D