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CommentAuthorRoboBunniE
- CommentTimeDec 17th 2008 edited
q..how do u get down off a elefant?
a.. u dont u get down off a duck!
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CommentAuthorRoboBunniE
- CommentTimeDec 17th 2008
i been thinking for a while we need a 'funnys' page.. so we can put the daily funnys in (set wrong name to topic thingy)
blonde moments(ill prolly have the most of them)
jokes
funny things that happen to us
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CommentAuthorJAMedic
- CommentTimeDec 17th 2008
A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"
The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, "That secret can only be shared with brothers of the cloth."
The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way.
Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks again accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier.
The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks again reply, "That secret can only be shared with brothers of the cloth."
The man says, "All right, all right. I'm dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?"
The monks reply, "You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk."
The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, "I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth."
The monks reply, "Congratulations. You have shown persistence and patience. We shall now show you the way to the sound."
The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, "The sound is right behind that door."
The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, "Real funny. May I have the key?"
The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. So it went on until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, amethyst.
Finally, the monks say, "This is the last key to the last door." The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound.
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CommentAuthorJAMedic
- CommentTimeDec 17th 2008
BTW Robo, you can change the title of a topic by editing the first post
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CommentAuthorRoboBunniE
- CommentTimeDec 17th 2008
so wats the sound???!!!?!?!?!!
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CommentAuthorJAMedic
- CommentTimeDec 17th 2008 edited
Oh, the sound? I can't tell you, you're not a monk
*giggle* I *like* this thread
A small bottle containing urine sat upon the desk of Sir William Osler, the eminent professor of medicine at Oxford University. Sitting before him was a class full of young, wide-eyed medical students, listening to his lecture on the importance of observing details.
To emphasize his point, Sir Osler announced: "This bottle contains a sample for analysis. It's often possible by tasting it to determine the disease from which the patient suffers."
He then dipped a finger into the fluid and brought it into his mouth. He continued speaking: "Now I am going to pass the bottle around. Each of you please do exactly as I did. Perhaps we can learn the importance of this technique and diagnose the case."
The bottle made it's way from row to row, each student gingerly poking his finger in and bravely sampling the contents with a frown.
Dr Osler then retrieved the bottle and startled his students by saying: "Gentlemen, now you will understand what I mean when I speak about details. Had you been observant, you would have seen that I put my INDEX FINGER in the bottle but my MIDDLE FINGER into my mouth!" -
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CommentAuthorJAMedic
- CommentTimeDec 17th 2008
A pirate walks into a bar, and the barman notices he has a steering wheel attached to his nether regions. "Excuse me" he says, "Are you aware that you hav a steering wheel attached to your nethers?"
The pirate turns, and looks him hard in the eye. "Arrr, and it's driving me nuts!" -
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CommentAuthorJAMedic
- CommentTimeDec 17th 2008 edited
I can just imagine what Robobunny and Khaotic_Lord would be like if they grew up
At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. They decided to go fishing together the next day.
The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat and started out on their adventure.
They were riding down the river when there was a fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady, "Do you want to go up or down?" All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made mad passionate love to the man right there in the boat! When he finished, the man couldn't believe what had just happened, but he had just experienced the best sex that he'd had in years.
They fished for a while and continued on down the river, when soon they came upon another fork in the river. He asked the lady, "Up or Down?" There she went again, stripped off her clothes, and made wild passionate love to him again.
This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so he asked her to go fishing again the next day. She said yes, and here they were the next day, riding in the boat when they came upon the fork in the river, and the elderly gentleman asked, "Up or Down?" The woman replied, "Down." A little puzzled, the gentleman drove the boat down the river when he came upon another fork in the river and he asked the lady, "Up or Down?"
She replied "Up."
This really confused the gentleman, so he asked, "What's the deal? Yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted to go up or down, you made mad passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!"
She replied, "Well yesterday I wasn't wearing my hearing aid and I thought the choices were "FUCK or DROWN" -
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CommentAuthorRoboBunniE
- CommentTimeDec 17th 2008
haha HAHAHA loved it! na its all bout selective hearing. -
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CommentAuthorJAMedic
- CommentTimeDec 17th 2008
lol -